Update: You can just call me Grace

I know I posted the other day about my clumsiness, and it was supposed to be funny and all, but really, it's annoying. Not even a week after dumping beer everywhere, I have just managed to kick a very full glass of very red juice off of my bookshelf. It went everywhere. It took a full roll of paper towels to clean up. So, I ask this: why, oh why, for the love of God, can't I ever just spill water, clear, easy-to-clean-up water? And since I imagine I know the answer to that question, I'll just say this: Fuck Murphy, and fuck his laws.